I just wanted you to know that arriving late is not appreciated. I had taken the pregnancy test days ago and had accepted the negative result, but you arriving late gave me false hope. The rules are you may come early, right on time or preferably not at all. You and I have a love/hate relationship. Your existence reminds me that things are working as they should and a baby could be a possibility, but when we are working so hard for a baby and then you show up, it is beyond disappointing. It is cruel and unusual punishment and I beg of you to knock it off. So next month I hope I won't see you at all, but if you come remember two things, you are to be early or on time. In the word's of Uncle Jesse "kapeesh"?